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About The West. (Florence, Lane County, Or.) 1890-1921 | View Entire Issue (Dec. 9, 1898)
^ S o c u rte « a L a a a tle . ï Escaped Death, * * * * ^ B urlsd In th e W all W here He t>l»d. la one of the uiost fashionable d is Kpeakiug of strange aud sad occur tricts of Faria a mock uiarriuge was re rences. uoue could be more remarkable * W «W ' cently planned for the purpose of aeenr- than the death nnd burial of Charles * iug a rather daugcroos lunatic. An a t Carter, n well kuown farmer residing * tract i ye youug person uaiued Mile. De- near Russell. He was cleaning out uu laptuuie was sitting iu her bondoir the old well when the quicksand suddenly * other day iu a house situated in a caved in on him, leaving only his head * tip street off the Boulevard St. Germain. and chest exposed. When the alarm * Suddenly a ring camo to the door, aud was given, hundreds of people assem * oue of her servant*, having opened it, bled aud went heroically to work to ushered iu a well dressed uiau looking eave their neighbor. It was found that like a superior sort of valet. He told botbiDg could be done toward removing Mile. Delaplume that he had a letter the Baud about Carter's body, so n par * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * from one of per frieuda, a countess, and allel well was dug nr 1 a tunnel run / V oto ih t EnUrpri—, MapUton, Minn. an the young womau put her baud out from it into the old we J, but even then They brought him into town, and all Ta escape death after hein Seing Riven J. op by tor« prvjeut riam lned me for two hour«, then to receive the m issive the stranger A WINTRY LANDSCAPE. the body could uot bo removed so close tfbur doctor», . , and bidden „ good-bye bye to family they retired and oaneulted lor the same length they could get out o ’ him was a striug seized her fingers, pressed them to hia and friend», is in ex|>erience uot granted o f tiuie. They concluded that they did not ly was it grus|ied by the sands. It was „• thc a ----- «lest, foolishest words yon lip*. aud then, sinking ou hia kneea, • very n»>m. Yet it happened to Sir. Le Roy know what ailed me. The head physician found that a rope attached below Car Not summer’s «elf was ever half »0 fair Causes fully half the sickness In th. madn a passionate declaration of love Bowen, <>f Deeoria townellip, Blue Earth Co., naked neraiieeioii to *c»it,*«« lie expresaed As this whits winter wrapped la ermlns ever neard of. He didn’t suy much else ter’s arms would pull the laxly into retains the digested food too long in the C 1 Minn. it, ‘ Mini find out.* I axk«1 how hig a place and offered to marry her. fleece, for a good many years afterward— paits without withdrawing its covered A royul «ilenco brooding everywhere and produces biliousness, torpid liverJ Mr. Bowen is a farmer, hut formerly re lie wauled to cut. l i e mtitl ‘ he thought four Mile. Delaplume saw by the man’s aided iu Mapleton, whore he was clerk and Inches far enough.* 1 did not want any such And all Ihe world a voiceless dreaw of peooe. yonster sit around the town hero and portion, aud tiiat method had to be eyes that ho was dangerously mad. and, get it off to himself. Went somethin Mty n ia rih ill for a number of year«, l ie it hidc-and-acek game playixl with me, «0 I he abandoned. Carter was conscious aud Amber and opal, faintest pearl and roee, • well-knoAn member of the Masonic fro* operation did not occur. 1 continued under fearful of a tragedy, she accepted hia liko this: •arnity and is of sterling honesty and up« the doctor’« care, but my (M e wax con offer w ith apparent calmness Then she talked w ith his rescuers, but at the end Orange and purple in the sunset sky; •• ‘Changed all the trees in the Rut- rlghtnesa of character. of 08 hours he died. By this time an In fiery hues Ihe wide west flames und glows. sidered liopele»». 1 mudc my w ill, bslan ed Ilia story ia o f the greatest interest. l i e my accutmla uud made every preparation for iuvited the strange visitor to the may enormous crowd had gathered, aud ull Nor fades till stars are shining out on high. tlesnaki*—uioverl ’em and mixed j i i i ull anirf: or's office in order to have the nuptial gestiun, had taste, coated death. sorts of plans were suggested for recov O’er steel blue lakes the theen 1» bright like up. Might ’a' beeuudreum, hut I don't tongue, sick headache. In ‘•Ijr a s suddenly taken sick in the spring “ Day after day s t u passed iu iolenao knot tied Tho man accompanied her think so. Ask Bill—he knows. Put a ering the body, but finally it was de • f 18115. The doctor was summoned. He pro agony. mull, Ae a lust resort I told my litre I with alacrity to tho establishment in somnia, etc. Hood's Pills The trees in naked beauty lift their limbs, shot in her Seen rock iu my time, but nounced my cage one of gravel and said the man Io get a box of Dr. W illiania’ Pink termined to make the well the dead constl|iatlon and all Its un was caused by the passage of u »tone Pilla for Pale People. 1 had read consider, question, where a secretary, informed man's tomb, and it was filled up after la e wind is hushed that erst did sob and wail— uo rock like that. Bill, d —d old fool, cure rea,1|ti ,COS|iyandnIorough|^ ~ Softer its tones than mother s cradle hymns. gits scared, und wo ktvered her up to om the k idney? to the bladder. I doctored able ultout them and thought I would try of tho real stato of affairs, pretended to by c , H(kmJ &y with him for three mouths, hut was not liene* them. Im mediately after beginning the use read the civil marriage regulations religious services had been held upon » X. . T a ; !.. ... a sirs lin t. . . PlUa . . . . to . . take . '• M»«s The ouly with Hoo«i’i Bt range, silent winter, fair beyond belief, come , hack ta Didn’t V.I. blazo uo tree, but hted. Oace a week I would have a bad spell o f these pills I commenced io le d heller and The mock bridegroom was then taken its briuk. The well was 48 feet deep, White robed and fair and dreamy as the night, my old knife’s stickiu ou tho moss side o f two or three days duration, during which in two wte ks 1 was out of heil anil around, and perhaps no other Kansan ever fouud Forgetting pain and care and joy and grief. by a detective to tho police depot under - —.Asuffo.’ed untold agony. thanks Io Dr. W illiam s' Pink P ills for Pole Creeps solemnly apace and shroud» the light. o’ that tree. Might ’a ’ been a dream. "’’F ilia lly I went to Mankato and consulted People.*’ A r t o f M a k in g a M u s ta rd PlasUr. tho delusion that he was bound for a quite so strange a burial place.—Kan —Harper's Bazar. sas City Journal. Ask Bill. ’ • •peciallst. Ho stated that I di<l not have I hereby certify the above statement ia true, pastry cook’s, there to give an order for To put on a mustard plaster is no*« ffruvcl. but thought it was rheumatism of the to the best o f my knowledge sc i (relief. "Course you cun bet yonr life thut a sumptuous wedding breakfast. Tho stomach. I con tinu e, to visit him until the D a n f e m a i T h ie f. I . k R o y R ou - k v . old canyon wus prospected pretty well all difficult, but to do it in the best»,, •a d o f August. Then I Iveeavno com pletely W itnesses: J. A. Riddvaon, Mr«. I.e Roy man was, it appears, formerly em ploy N U G G E T S ’ L U C K . A French actress, traveling about the after that, but nothin was found. The requires some care aud skill In the Bicdridden and sent for another doctor, lie Bowen. ed as a valet by one of Mile. Delap I rpccimen was sold and tho money divid first place, remember never to give« country, had for use iu oue of her plays tolled n*y complaint inflammation o f the Mr. Bowen*« post ofltee address Is Itpnu. lume'« friends.— Faris Letter. cold mustard plaster to a patient Tot bowels and treated me for that. ford, Minn. He will gladly answer any in a lay figure, skillfully put together and How the spruce looking stranger got ed between Bill Wilkins and Nuggets’ “ The doctor laid my ease hefore’tbe /ke quiries to those enclosing stump for reply. weak or sensitive person the shock ii dressed iu a traveling suit. So says tho daughter, who had to take care o’ him. rb,ty of Rush Medical College, Chicago, mid A Ir-illian t Fraud. into the little, old, dilapidated town np It was nature*« own remedy that aecom- N ew York Herald, which proceeds to Wilkins went over into Calavcrus soon often great. Either mix with very hot it was decided that I had neuralgia o f the plisheil this cure caused by impure id.mil in the Sierras none of its inhabitants A small weekly magazine was started atomach. I was treated for that until De- for Dr. Williams* Pink P ills for Pale People are tell a comical story about it: after that and fell down a shaft about water, or, better still, have a plate pot appeared to know, but most of them •amber, hut continued to «row worse. Then oontpnsed of vegetable remedies that exereisa here 11 years ago by tw o hustling young where it can get warm while you are A t Marseilles it was left in the lug- I 600 feet deep. tbs doctor said. ‘ I can’t do you any good. a powerful iitflueuee in purifying and enrich men. One wn*editor, the other “ writer m ixing. H aving everything ready « gago room w ith ether things. The curi were extremely anxious to ascertain. " Well, time went by, and the law AU the help I know for you ia an operation.’ ing the blood. Many diseases long supposed and paster. ” They clipped, extracted M «•»•/« •V ery n e 'll li * ’ I V r«pli«-d, un osity of two of the railway employees Seldom it was that any one went to the stopped hydraulooking, and purty much hand, mustard, flour and a spoonful of go A on and operate, to be incurable bare succumbed to the potent and rewroto. An advertising agent was II liiat left tor me * intluenre of these p ill,. This universal being aroused at the sight of it, they town. Apparently there was no particu overy oue left the town thut could git molasses, w ith a bit of old muslin« "Th« appointed ume uuau tbo tour (too- remedy is sold by ail druggists. employed on u commission of 26 per took off the coverings aud resolved to lar reason why any one should. The out o’ it, and it ain’t bocn worth a d—n linen—an old handkerchief is the beg cent, and it was a caution tho way ho thing for tho purposo. Stir the inustanl play a joke ou their comrades. They surrounding scenery was gruud, it is seuce. filled up the page« w ith black type and and flour together first making the placed the figure in an armchair at the true, but the town could make uo claim "Nuggets’ daughter she married Bob cuts. Some contracts wero made for a B itin g F in ger Nails. desk of the cashier aud shut the door. to being an essential part of the gran Hittel, who was a teamster aud didn't plaster stronger or weakor with nuu. The chief finger nail chewers of the mouth, somo for three mouths, some j When the employees on night service deur. Its ono street straggled up the tard as you have been directed. Add world are the French, and it was re for a year. The only cash in advance came, they opened the door and were mountainside for a short distance and have much o’ it to do either. They was the molasses and then tho water until pore, but they managed to make a liv- was half of the commission, which was cently stuted upon reliable authority surprised to seo a man sitting before the lost its way in the forest. A long, nun- in and keep old Nuggets besides. the smooth mass is about as thick is that nearly two thirds of French school shackle “ hotel,” several despoudent Course you know the old man couldn’t porridge or poultice. Spread yonr cloth children are addicted to the habit. OF THE locked the door and ran for assistance. looking stores aud a number of saloons do nothin but sit around and talk those on the warm plate, using the middle Prosperity peeped from its pages. The Even for grown people there is hurd- A policeman arrived, revolver in made up what it was pleased to call the portion of the linen and leaving a mar- ly any habit, aside from the confirmed magazine rapidly grew fat. In the sec hand, believing, like the employees, business portiou of the town. On all words I told you of. “ Every oue was kind to him, except, gin on all sides, which is to be folded abuso of narcotics, more difficult to ond week the American N ew s company that he had to deal with a dangerous sides and us far as the eye could bc «, back at the edges. Put a second cloth overcome than tho huhit o f biting the ordered 14,UU0 copies. Money flowed thief. He called on the flgnre to sur however, were the imperishable evi perhaps, Jake Opeuheimer, who kept over the whole, so that the mustard ii j out like corn from a hopper aud not a tho principal store then. Ho yonster rile finger nails. It requires a strong mental render and follow him to the station. dences of xvhat this little town once had effort aud constant vigilance to do this, cent came in. The writer and paster . As it did not obey the summons, tho po been—the center of a natural wealth al him a gcxxl deal and josh him aud ask entirely hid between the twooovers and keep on the plate until it is neceatary Went around at the end of the mouth to for once a persoq has beeomo thorough liceman shut the door an«l went in most inconceivable. Vast areas of white him when he was goin to open her np, ly addicted to tho habit ho does it un collect from tho 80 day advertisers and search of re-cuforcemcnts to surround and yellow and reddish clay, mountains but 1 reckon he didn’t mean a great to apply the plaster.— Philadelphia Ledger. consciously, uud is only reuiiurfod that what do you suppose happened? He fail- the place and thereby prevent tho cu l seamed and gashed and cut iu twain, < deal o' harm. “ Every uow and then Nuggets ’ud he is marring him self when he gets one ed to find one! Every advertisement was prit from escaping. ▼ a la s a t T o m Ta W a lk in g . miles of rusty aud disjointed gigantio wander over into Rattlesnake canyon H EL D A I l_ Y of his nails gnawed down to tho quick. a fraud. There were no such names, no 1 The door was again opened, the arm- iron pipes, told of the days when the 7na J “ „ a T ° " w f 0“ The idea that tho lesser toes are neces such businesses, no such addresses as B y B a i l , P s s la g e P a l« , All manner of remedies liavo lieeu ad ed force entered, entered, and and itw itw a a sn sn o o t t t till i ll Kiev m in ers with w ith hydraulic hvrtmnlin guns on,,,« “ “ held h„iA up' “>«!> on to a day there. When sary in w alking is generally entertain they miners vanced for the curt" of the finger nail the agent brongiit iu for publication. I had suddenly pounced on the poor lay nature aud forced it to deliver its treas he'd come back, he'd be worso tuk than ed, and it lias been a surprise to Euro lie happened to have an engagement iu ever and go moonin around and sayiu biting liubit, including the placing of robber that they discovered the joke. ure. pean physicians to learn that ampata- a t e those words: ‘Changed ail tho trees in j injurious and bitter compositions on tho Now Jersey ou that fateful day and But all thnt was long ago and is only tion of all the lesser toes of both fed The Canto o f Laughter. tho Rattlesnake— moved ’em and mixed i lids of the fingers, but none of the rem- never has been seen sinco. Contracts a pleasant memory with the little town has been follow ed by complete recovery supposed to he worth <10.000 wero not | ! edies amounts to much. Bain snggestH tho explanation that now. aud to the stranger’s not unnatu 'em all up. Might a-bcen a dreum, but and the restoration to usefulness of both worth a cent. The magazine died.— I don't think so.' | The only way to stop biting tho fin laughter is provoked by what he calls a ral inquiry as to how the people support- the feet operated upon. The feet healed ger nails is to stop. The Americans are New York Press. “ ’Bout this time his little gran'son degradation, meaning thnt we laugh ed themselves came the cheerful and slow ly after the operation, but very next to the French iu the finger nail was grow in up, and Nuggets began for when we all at onco perceive something cannibalistic reply that they "lived on I u • B u d d h is t N u n n e r y . Greatest Weeily in the Country, biting habit, probably because the to take him along with him in his trips steadily aud w ithout unpleasant com degrading, a trickery, a weakness or u Sir Charles Gordon's "Recollections pettiness in some person or object which ono another. ’’ Americans, as a whole, are an exceed to theennyon. Mrs Hittel, she objected plications. The operation was perform The stranger sat on a box outside one ingly nervous people. A man who ac- j of Thirty-nine Years In tho A rm y” we respect, us when the infirmities of at first, but when she seen the boy liked ed, and in a little more than a year and of the stores beside oue of the citizens complislies his determination to knock contains this anecdote: “ In I860, at human nature disclose themselves iu a to go and her father was dead sot on a half the patient danced all night and and soon fouud himself listening to a «Including postage) to any p a rt of tha U n ited off biting his finger nails may, by in Tien tsin, tne two Gordons, when seek person of importance or when some bavin him with him she didn’t make no experienced no incouvenienco whatever fUatna, C anada and M exico. monologue offered for his entertain- ! cessant manicuring, get them to look ' ing for hospital sites, came across a trivial affair occurs in a solemn cere more objections Tho boy used to say on nccount of having only one toe on T H E W B E K b T C IIR O N 1 C U B . the brightest fairly well w ithin a year or so, hut fin- ! Buddhist nunnery. Despite the warn mony to drag us down or when the ment. It would have been a dialogue be that while thpy was iu the canyon Nug each fo o t She ridea a wheel, plays ten and moat complete W eekly N ew apaper In tha tween them, but the entertainer would nis and enjoys every sport that girls of w orld, p rin ts re g u la rly 112 Columns, or alxteea ger nail biting, if long persisted in, j ings of oue of tho inmates, who appear wrong side of somo great thing or some not have it that way. An old man, with gets spent most o’ his time huntin for her ago are fond of. The cause of the pn<ea. of News, L ite ra tu r e and General In fo r ed iu hoy’s clothes, they entered the great man is exposed. ruins tho shape of the ends of the fin something ho couldn’t find. m atio n ; also a m agnificen t A g ric u ltu ra l and grizzled beard and weather beaten face, gers, nnd the nails cun never be brought i building aud found that the inmates all , “ Tho occasion of the laughter is the H o rtic u ltu ra l D e p artm en t. T h ia Is ona of tha “ One eveuin in tho summer time, trouble was origin ally chilblains, which to look as w ell as thoso of the persons ' wore male clothing. Tho Buddhist degradation of a dignified person or in- was he. The stranger noticed, with 'bout ten years ago—I was here then was neglected u n til it produced con greatest dep artm ents In a n y paper on thia Onast. F v a ry th ln g w ritte n la based on ex who permit their nnils to grow ns they j women were greatly shockod at the in I terest under circumstances that do not some surprise, that, although stained myself—Nuggets nnd the boy kern into traction of the lunacies with tho most perience In the Coast Htates, not on E a s te rn intense pain, w hich was at times so | excite a stronger emotion. In all thco- and rusty, his long frock coat and tho | were intended to grow .— Washington i trusion. m en's knowledge o f th a lr own localities. " 'Our regret, ’ says Sir Charles, ‘was , ries of laughter the more or less impor trousers stuck iuto his boots were of town and gave it a surprise that it ain ’t severe that she could not enjoy the 8 tur. got over sence. You cun believe it or good broadcloth. A very conspicuous real. Explanations were exchanged. We ! SAMPLE COPY SENT FREE. necessary amount of sleep. Surgeons are tant fact is marked * * * that the fcel- T o o M u c h F o r IV a ts o n . were informed that the community I in« of tho ludicrous arises when some- watch chain, a huge diamond piu iu a not as yon want to, hut he’d got hack of the opinion that a great deal of need his mind ull right aud talked as sensibly settiug of tobacco stained shirt front Only once did Watson, when a captain, w ithin ndopted male costume ns an in i thing which we respocted before is pre as I'm talkin now. Don’t believe he less suffering is endured which might and the entire absence of never fail to punish u man for intoxica dication that they uot only renounced sented in a mean “ ‘ " light, for we have no np a somewhat’incongruous aporarau™6 ®Ver ?'a8 crazy “ Tself—just think he’d bo relieved by extrem ely simple opera tion. This was in the summer of 1893 the world, bnt w ith it tho emblems of j disposition to laugh igh when something “ Yes, you’re right, ’’ began the enter- got his mind set on oue (king and tions on the feet.— N ew York Ledger. at Boston, when the Han Francisco their sex. Wo were ‘received’ by the that we alreudy regarded as sneh is de tainer, starting the monologue w ith : couldn’t get it off. i took tho Massachusetts nnval m ilitia on iaily superior, tea and cakes offered to D o d g in g a Shot. picted aa tricky aud vilo. "— Popular considerable eeergy, “ this town ain't “ But ho was party near crazy with its first practice cruise. Among the and partaken of by us. Wo were then Hcience. When D ewey was first lieutenant of happiness. He’d an old rusty knife in worth a whoop in hell today, but you ! regular crew wns old Alexander Parker, permittee! to visit the ‘private chapel,’ ono of the gunboats which Farragut ougliter seen itouct. Aiu'taforty-niucr his hand, and he kept sayiu to us all sailmuker's mate, who was never known aud finally we parted from the re ■ s r e o a r t 's B eaeonsfleld A n e c d o te . the time, ‘ 'Twarn’t uo dream after nil, used as a dispatch boat the admiral myself, aud you got to make a g<«xl deal to reuiaiii sober when there was liquor ligieuses ou tho best of terms. ’’ Sir W illiam Harconrt has one quite twarn’t no dream. ’ Seems when they usod often to come aboard and steam np to bo had. When the naval militiam en unique memory of the support be gave of allowance for what some o’ these old was in the canyon the boy got to playin near the levee to reconuniter. The has bcens tell you, hut they all <lo say C orrected l a Ith /m o- came ou board a w itty boatswain's in old days to the public worship regu southerners had a way of rus’iing a field- mate, w hile no officer was near, sang Thackeray was tuneh pestered by the lation act. That was an invitation it was a hummer before they stopped around and crawled under a big tree piece to the top of the high Dank, firing that 'ad boon blown down and fouud bydruulcekiu. out iu an authoritative tone: autograph hunter, says Hodder iu hit w hich lie received to visit Lord Bea “ You onghtcr get old Nuggets to tell the knife stickiu in it underneath point blank at the gunboat aud then •’All you men having whisky on . "Kecolleetioua. ” Ho disliked above all consfield at Hughcnden Manor. backing down again. Upon ono such oc board lay below and turn it iu to the things to w rite in an autograph album, Taking bis guest— the member of a you somethin about i t Ain’t you met Gourne you know what that meant Well Nuggets is all right now. So casion Farragnt saw Dewey dudgo a sailniaker's mute fo r safe keeping.” aud often refused those who asked him fam ily representing the ownership of Nuggets yet? Well, you should, for he’* T h e ( H r e d M d ISnlldlM T « Many amateur sailors took the bait, to do so and soinotiinea rather brusquely broad acres— ronnd his minute demesne, about the only sight we got iu to w n - was his claim. He sold it for a purty shot. T H « C H R O N I d « 2 rank» w ith the »r«ate»t " W h y don’t you stand firm, lieuten big mining men und in n few minutes old Aleck, sit Ou ouo occusiou the owner of an al Lord Beaconsfield said, "Excuse the only thing the town brags about aud S'™ S“m, “ C0UPle •wwopaparw In the U n ited State«. " ints out to strangers. Nuggets was '*5,wn below- See those smokestacks in ant?" said he. “ Don’t yon know yon TUK CTfftONICLAC has no equal on the PaclAo ting down below decks iu his sailroom, bum, a young lady, was fortunate. vanity of a landed proprietor!" The " p ..................................... Caaal I t load» a ll In a b ility , enterprise and was surprised to have a vast collection Thackeray took her book to his room in youug politician accompanied his host here—or som’ers about here—before the trees over in the canyon? Well can’t jum p quick enough?" •»"«a. A day or so after the admiral dodged of flasks passed to him. He received all order to l«xik it over. W ritteu ou a page ou Sunday to the village church, nnd they ever did any hydrauleekin—when • h » J t 8t.amp ,uiU on the 8P°i T H K C l i n O N K I x K R Telexrap h lc Reports ara • shot. The lieutenant smiled and held where that knife was found. everything was placer aud sluice niinin. these us gifts with many thanks. He he found these lines: Ifcr latest and meet reliable, lie I «oral News the on the way thither was warned that “ Bob H ittd runs this store w e’re his tongue, bnt the admiral had a guilty was found a day after sound asleep in rullwt and spiciest, and Its E d ito rial» fro m th« Moat Blaoo la tha monarch of mountain«- tome hints of the high church move He 11 tell you his story He’ll tell it •M e a t pens in the aountry. They crowned him long ago, his HHilronm, literally covered with “St 1 ve ,leard 11 often a-sittin in front of, and Bob’s w ife owns conscience. He cleared his throat nnca ment hud penetrated even that sylvan T H E C H R o N K ’b K he« alw ay s been, and a l But who thuy got to put It on empty bottles of every size nnd shape. solitude. “ My friend, the vicar,” said that I know it myself. He like, to hear h<row u house. Nuggets has a mort- or twice, shifted h isattitn d e und finally w ays w ill be, the frlen'L m d champion of the Nobody aeeuu to know him self talk. pige on about everything Jake Open- declared: He wus finally takou Iwfore the captain, l«*<pls. •» a<alnst con W at Ions, cliques, cor- the lord of the manor, " w ill tako what A i . b c r t R m it r “ Why, sir, yon can’t help it, sir. It't “ H« was one o' tho first to come ! heimer s got left, and the b oy-^ h e IwMwtions. or opprseelons w. eny kind. I t w ill be to whom was told the circumstances. Under these lines Mr Thackeray I call a collection aud he calls an offer- Independent In every (til ng. n eu tral In notblns. "Parker,” said ho sternly, "1 have uo wrote: you k n o w -h e ’a down below human nature, and there's an end to toiy, and afterward what I call a plate acrost the plains— leastways that’s what gran it. ” words w ith which to discuss your caso. A BVMBIJC HUQOEBTION, aud ho calls an alm s dish w ill bo placed he says—au.l when he got here he just iu business for himself. ■acherally staid. He kern around by the s abo,lt th® stor7 old Nuggets * I khow (lint Albert wrote in hurry— 00 YOU WANT THE CHRONICLE Go forward. "— New York Times. on w hat I call a table and he calls an Davit« l a Petticoat«. I o ««ritk-ise I sennw presume. Old emigrant trail hs/ i » tell you when v™ back b- o Lake altar.” — Loudon Now*. Tahoo o’ ic s J ™ r ? en yon mect him- so “ « The Russians are reported to bavs Bat yet methinks that l.liidlcy Murray ______ and iuto Hangtowu. O It s trno I know myself fora fact, and Aakr<l K«>p A Shirt and Got a W ife. Instead of “ wlio lutd written “ whom.*1 Ladismsred. | Hangtowu you know, that's what I reckon raehbe. somo o’ i t ’s— well yon «aid wheu they first saw the highland W M T h a c k « iia x During tlie civil war there was a cer Counsel for the Defense— Gentlemen called Placerville in them days— know, Nuggets is a Missourian ¿ id a regiments, " W e thought we had come tain young lady in Georgetown who to fight w ith men, but find devils in « * as AS A 1« a >« . W h a t I t e l j M sedod. was a great vxiiszwx place A then. Meals was «3 purty good liar himself. ’• found it iu her power to do a great deal •k a w la f the U tl i i Slates, Dominion I appeal to you to return this unfortu petticoats." and so w m beds ; whisky was four hi.i ! anHht 8man8er arose’ 8tr«’tched himself, Shortly before his death, which oc for tlie Confederate soldiers confined uate to his little home, where a tender, • f Canada a « I Nart'ier.v xlo i and two hits a drink, accordin as how »nd, striding up the street, encountered curred iu IStlB, Massimo d ’Azeglio, o bf t >N h: H I D E , in prison at Wasbingtou. Young, beau loving w ife aw aits him, where bis lit " T h ere is so much trouble you wan ted it, and flour was <10 for a the one legged druggist standing in ihe tiful, cultured, popular, of a wealthy staUisniHU, orator, poet, tho painter ol tle children call him father— co m in g into the world, doorway of his store. S and prominent family, she waa fre ’’Orlando Furiotto, ” but, above all, the Judge (interrupting)— I w ill call the email sack. Course, you know, most all •aid Lord Bolingbroke, O N T U R O T X R It H IH R . "Great story I just heard, ’ quently allowed ndiuissiou to the pris trusty friend and valued counselor of learned counsel's attention to tho fact supplies kem around the Horn to Frisco " a n d so much more ia said the as aw a n S « .e l « h e S l a a .< « « — is . . unmarried. b"“10*! up to Sacrameuto and team- «ranger. Victor Emmanuel, was talking to a g oin g out of it, on, whither she always t<x>k her maid that the accused > « 'b r x n t r l . f < r O u . t e a r . that it is hardly ;;Been talking to the old pioDeer’" undismayed, continuing)— ,0 thc niiue* from 'here. Frenchman, who cougratulutod him »« » r . p a ls a n a a p s t i « r * f w , Counsel ( w ith n w elt stock««! basket of good worth while to "Pioneer? Why he’s usiuvss uiM gixxl iu California in things for the p«Mir boys behind the bar*. upon tho unification of Italy So much tbo » «MM* more unfortunate i_ is AVI. this «UMUtr.ai not a forty- «• be here *t all.’’ " Y ea,” was the reply, " w e have poor man. who has no little home, them days. Most overy oue had mouey ! inner. ” One day ns she was passing through a M. H . d a Y o r r w r » , I f a m»n and a aud it wasn t no trick to get i t T h ? p h ilo s o p h e r l’ reprlotor S F, Chronlel», ■*wt bnt1h0'8 “ forty ®'Rliter. » group of men iu the common prison she made a new Italy; uow wa must en where no tender, loving w ife awaits got i t The com es to _ ibis HAN > KANCiax». CAI. w deavor to make new Italians " stopped and said to them: him, where no littlo children tail him cricks and river bottoms was full o’ •«1 • . 18 le* a,,yi>ow?” c o n c lu s io n , fold, aud any oue could tuko " If there is anything you would liko father I— Fliegende Blatter. . r ------ ----' a shovel. Ham A .'T a a ffo -“1-'8 NOgge,a '“ W ib what m ust be the pnk and rocker and wash out as much Fro.tdlns •r° r »“ Kmnrfnarr. to have that I can bring yon, w on’t yon natural conclusion 1 in Argonaut. as be liked, bourse that sort o’ thing o f the thousands T lie O sod Old JokM . "W hat w ill you have?" inquired the let me know? I sliall be very glad." C T M . I 5 H . R E L IA B L E i o f s u ffe r in g •poilt tho Argonauts, as they call ’enT Wasted. waiter as Mr. Heyroob scanned the (hie man stepped forward promptly. Grier— By the way, did I ever tell A R T IS T IC -w . w om en who undergo A lad in one of the or a good many of ’em anyhow—would French bill of fare. Bowiug most courteously, he said: you that story about the end man aud untold torture in bring R tceaim tnJtS by L o s in g •spoilt most any one. “ W aal," ho answered, placing hit the sm all boy? ürtiam abtr» «• " If you w ill lie so kind, I should like in g their babes into the world ? Tb«y Always P |faA( ^ k "Kinder seemed to them finger over ail item, "ye kin bring me very much to have a clean shirt. " P hilosop hy o f th is kind is based npoa Frier— No, bnt several hundred other that the supply would last forever and they gross ignorance. The fact is, that there is He was a young lieutenant from some o' th at But don't goaw ny, 'cause people have told it to me. no n ecessity for the severe pangs under Eouisinun, one of the handsomest aud if it tastes like it looks in print I ’ll Grier— Nonsense I Nobody ever heard didn’t worry much and w m u t particu- X m u t T what misd’~ o " , : ' b h: s gone by the average wom an. If a woman ler about savin It. They was aliabout most elegant men 1 ever met, und wheu have to try somethin else." — Detroit it before yesterilny. is strong and h ea lth y in a wom anly way, f t BAZAR. alike, mid after a fellow ln»d worked that young lady looked up into bis Free Press. m otherhood m eans to her bnt little suffer Frier— Thin it isn 't worth bearing. ing. The trouble lie s in the fact th»t the S « lty . n rd| “WhUe ai“1 clea"«l up a brown eves she found it in her heart to — Boston Transcript. Mena. m ajority o f w om en suffer from weakness little pilo bo d get to tilinkin he needed give him much more than a clean shirt, and disease o f the d istin ctly fem inine or “ Waa that man ever a farmer?" in for she married him ns soon us tho wur quired Mrs. Corutoaael. ganism and are unfitted for motherhood The average attendance nt places of relaxation, aud down he'd go to Frisco NONE BETTER AT A M PRICE aud blow in his pile. Thi This can alw ays be rem edied. Dr. P ierce’« wns over.— Philadelphia T im es HT 1 )> •• • p a tte rn « « r « «A|«| | n h « « , | r “ N o," auswered her husband ▼ery worship in England and Wales is com Favorite Prescription is a sure, sp eedy and "Then he’d strike the « v e ry c it y an d to w n in ih « V a li» ,! M ia tta trail puted to be between 10,000,000 and 11,- Tor the positively I f y a a r d t a le r 4o «a n o t Reap th e m e m d perm anent cure for all disorders of this goldfields for another stack Cora Bread. description. It acts directly on the deltrsTF- a ï î e ’ ,M “ • ILtmJ "But he's alw ays talkin about the 000,000 persona There is a place of chips. j A u d raaa y e u r n a a ra a t p a in t yon •nd im portant organs concerned, m aking There is no more wholesome, palata «b light« of liviu iu tbu country ” worship for every 600 individuals, tak THE (McCALL COMPANY, “ Course every ono had them healthy, strong, vigorous, virile and ing the country all through, and a stat ble aud strengthening article of food in a partner iu "Tiiat s what shows ho uovar w as a elastic. It ban ish es the in d isp osition s o f lis i« IIIW I4 lk Sirot. 8«a Ysrt td minister for every 70Q. About 80,000 them day., and this here N n ggeïs'h ^ My?., the win.Io catalogue than corn bread. It farmer. ” — Waahiugtou Star. uu Wha« did your mother 1 j o f ex p ecta n cy and m akes b ab y’s b r a n i -• ornrir» : one by the name o Wilkins. Guo day Is truly the duff of life of the rural la rermous are preached every Sunday. iGq Fifth Av»., Vhlcatn, »n<| advent easy and alm ost painless. It quick they kem into this ; l e j i Markel flt., San I rand»»«. : «ns and vita lises tlie fem inine organs, and town with a imi/i», « boring classes iu the south from year’s tiiat was insures a healthy and robust baby. Thou- W snvac—stviaaL T B t s t w o b t h v rsaroa« I n hat w»i a . corker. . Was as big as your beginning to year’s end. Among the Inis I o a W e t kcaaow. s i « i <> to nisiisceVur t>osiit, s» In tlielro a n sarif.s o f wom en have testified to ita mar h a t-r ,x l eiunatar. with chunks of pure brawniest, toughest men in the country atol nearby counties. It Is mainly office work velou s m erits. H on est druiw ists do not I P the editor said, "that you «Ol.l stickiu out of it all srouud at home, eslsry strsieht 1st» a are the hands who work on the turpen'. «oiiductid •ubstitutea, and urye them upon yon y.-sr sn«l vxp rtisrs-d rlliiiu . bonalWo, no more have rhymed again' w ith ’raiu ' ’* raotfs °w«* "The jeweler offered etu < i.aUV fot Meekly. •w mat mother. — Fears ss ju st as (food.” tine farms iu Georgia. Their regular uo less rnlary. Mottlhly | 7 \ kvteretoe. Ko- \ Sasir, ’’ tho office poet usaeutod. it. but they wouldu , se,l it elose sell addressed sisitnied envelope. Her tert I suffered fourteen ▼ears.'* writes Mr*. rations consist of one |>erk of eoninieol, k. He»«. Prast,, ltepl. M. e hi< »«o. "W ell, it doesn't g a It may Ite all gets said there was more o ’ „ where n „ B i * C le w . W’ ry J Stewart, of Box «6. Saratoga. Santa five putiutla of bacon and a piut of mu- Clara Co., Cal., with female weakness, nervous right iu the weather report, but yon ara keni fnini, but no oue believed him [ Brlghtccl M agailn» Publlahrd saw t ^ “ k~ Y0n debility. I tried everythlnr to lass«« per w e« k. These article« consti 7 ^ never ness and ... general Pierce's [ Contain» n t a u t iiu l Cnioretl Flat»« hired asapoet. " —Cim-iiiuati Enquirer. Favorite Prescription ,a‘ raan b^ . «nd flo o d l-ro g re s e . tboc* bt that Nuggets lllu ttra te » La t o t ra u e r n » , Faah tute pretty nearly if uot qnite their •aa («olden Medical Discovery ' cured me. and Wilkins had found a small l <k..t In»«. F an cy W o rk . IIow are yon getting along w ith whole bill of fare during the lim e they The nam es, addresses and n h otograp h sof Sm oke a« Thoy Wash. months A f t a t a * a n * « < | fo r i h n m a » a r ln a In t v r t y like mighty well and that was there w a, to ,t ,,u‘. | l«<«lM» Raaittitul p-fiRim at («r a Imla are in thc woods cutting or chipping your housekeeping?" asked the young Cigarette smoking ia a eoinmon prac « n e o ttara pocket, are good v u o j“h • here is about hi... „ ta know what hundreds o f w om en cured by Dr. Pierce’s I wa>b W rl*» far i«rm« and ouhai i * « are printed by perm ission in boxes or dipping tnrpeutine, yet they w ife's mother. I «"I« 4 0 c . e«i »«•«. tice among tbo colored waaberwomen of for a pore man any bow at such a txiuclusion? msk# T»« »"ivo * . P eople's Com mon S en se M edical * mt.hiding a p It F C I altern "Oh, splendidly I" she answered. “ I N ew Grit-ana They lean over tlie tub are always w ell conditioned, hard of Adviser. ’’ It's free. For a paper covered X " I” - ’ - 1 - “ » ’J h a t night there w .a lwfnI !*M’— THE McCALL CO.. muscle and iu goo«l sp irits.—Havaunah have almost got ao I cau do things aud make a quaiut picture as the smoke rcp y send at one-ccnt stamp« to I la ■«* W . i 4 lb SI . N ew V urk and two days to suit the hired glrL Washington rolls from their lipa. —Nebraska State , windstorm, * French cloth b in d in g V stamp*- (G a.) New*. N u g R e te ^ r a ^ d ^ m Ä tÄ r * " h ew e ^ î £ aaaa aaaaaaaaa* Addre», Dr r v Pierce. Bnffsto N Y. ni »TYW I V » » v» Star. Journal v>wBro ry w? m*n n««da airreat m edical book. Unusual Experience Granted Le Roy Bowen-Given to Die by Four Doctors Because of a Serious Compli cation of Diseases-Bow Be Saved Himself. * Constipation S u ADINC PAPER S^iir^ÄCIFIC COAST CHRONICLE Only $ 6 :-70 The Weekly Chronicle $ 1 .5 0 in Reversible Map? M Map of the World W. k i Lii f MS C A L L I fiWTERNS MSCALL'S MAGAZINE . a»!0***. Common Sen se M edical Ad- * .«er m js this want It contain« ■ P<<vs and nearly 8 qq